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Friday, April 10, 2015

Flash Dance

On Saturday March 14th, we hosted Emery's 2nd birthday at our house.  Why such a big gap between her actual birthday and our celebration of it?  I am fortunate enough to work 9/80's.  This means that when nothing crazy is going on, I have every other Friday off.  Thanks to the great mystery of the universe, Emery was born in a working-Friday week.  Are you comprehending the weight of this #firstworldproblem?  Knowing myself the way that I do, I am aware that it is standard practice for me to swear up and down that I will put together a simple event and then on my 45th trip to Target the week of said event realize that I've once again duped myself.   This fact causes me to try to book any events within my control (read: Em's birthday party) in a weekend following an off-Friday.  This year in particular I chose the one after her big day because the one before we uncomfortably close to the date I went back to work

Thankfully I recognize this about myself because I somehow thought making 18 animals out of those obnoxiously-difficult-to-work-with tissue paper poufs would be a cinch.  After a few 4 am dates with the alarm clock, late night cut and paste seshs after the girls were asleep and arts & crafts time during lunch hour in my office- I realized that was nooooot exactly true.  Death by Pintrest.

Exhibit A.  Free cookie to anyone who can guess what each of these are.

All of that aside, it wound up being an absolutely awesome day.  The weather had been horrendously rainy, cold and dark the weekend before (and was the weekend after also), so we were so excited to get to see the sun.  Somehow, thanks to the help of Grandma & Pawpaw M coming over early, we managed to pull things together enough to fool people into thinking we life in an organized home.  (Now it's your turn to get duped.)  Other than the fact that Nonnie & Pawpaw B were too sick to come, the star were really aligning.

You could probably shoot an entire Oriental Trading Co ad in my garage.

Per usual I took a picture before food was out.  WHOOPS.  Maybe one day I will learn.

You're getting sheepy.  You're getting verrrrrrry sheep-y.

I took a lot of pictures so my parents could feel like they were there.  I think they were pretty crushed when they realized they still weren't well on Saturday morning.

If anyone ever needs decor for a fiesta-  I am your woman.

Wasn't lying- I reaaaaaally wanted them to feel like they were there.

Queso station.  You know it isn't a Martin-sponsored event without Ryan's queso.

Grandma M was kind enough to hang all the extra paper lanterns outside.  Thank you, Grandma M!

Do you think by next year's party we will have actual patio furniture?  Ohhhh, the anticipation.  (Probably not.)

As I've documented multiple times on this little blog o' mine, my sweet eldest child inherited her father's extreme skepticism coupled with her mother's extreme aversion to risk.  Bless her, I know.  All week Ryan and I worked on her to get her ready.  We told her about her party.  We told her people were going to come see her.  We told her WHICH people were coming.  We told her there would be good food.  All week things seem to be going pretty well.  She was excited.  Enter the moment we came downstairs from her nap to a house full of people... not so excited.  She did not love a bunch of people in her house.  She did especially did not love being the center of attention.  She did not want to be put down.  At all.  Aunt Julie was Emery's personal chauffeur for a solid 10 minutes.  I eventually convinced Emery to let Julie and I attempt a hand off- trading E for B.  At which point I was really wondering why I had devoted so much time to mental prep for the birthday girl at the expense of bicep prep for yours truly.  

Luckily, not a moment too soon, cousin Kylie showed up and Emery relaxed.  She finally agreed to be put down and spent the remainder of the party running around and playing.  And grabbing cookies from the table while no one was watching.  I know because I can't begin to quantify the amount of hot pink icing Ryan and I cleaned up from the rug in the front TV room.  

It wound up being an incredibly awesome time for at least all of the members of our house.  We were humbled and so thankful to everyone who came out to show us their love.  Thank you so, so much for being such an awesome support network.  We are way too lucky.  Way, way too lucky.  We know that driving out to the 'burbs, even if there is the lure of lots of beer, isn't easy.  Again, THANK YOU.  And, of course, to my favorite two year old - happiest of birthdays.  I know you won't remember this one, but your Daddy & I always will.        

This series of pictures really highlights what a sweet, patient cousin Kylie is.  The look on her face leads me to believe Emery just did something ridiculous.

... Like perhaps stealing her cousin's club?  Because clearly Emery needs both.

Sweet, sweet Madison.  She was such a cuddly little doll!

Babies and balls.  This isn't leading anywhere good.

Bahahahahahahaha.  Patrick demonstrating that he's absolutely all boy.

This is not what I envisioned when Emery kept telling me she would "shaaaare" all week.

Ahhh yes.  Our little lady.

Thank you for mothering our children, Lynda!

Aunt Niffy with her nieces.  (Is Brynn trying to karate kick Emery?!)

Just a Daddy and his beer daughter.

Yo, Mom!  Grandma said you cut me off from the cookie table?  Did you not hear that it's MY birthday?!

Sometimes when a jungle isn't available, Tarzan has to improvise.


I really think she might be the happiest 3 (now 4) month old on the planet.

What's that?  You dare me to put my whole fist in my mouth?  Challenge accepted.

Hey ladies.  Want to crawl into my make-shift Minnie tent?

Oh Uncle Matt.  You had no idea what you were getting yourself into, did you?

I think Kylie actually had a more firm grasp on how to put this together than Ryan did.

Let me get this straight.  You gave me a glorified stick... for play?  Which means... I can dust ANYONE I want ANYTIME I want?  Best. Gift. Ever.

Oh, nice.  This model looks like it has a longer handle for more reach.

Brynnie says parties are exhausting.  We all looked like this by 8 pm.

The aftermath.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Super (Snooze) Bowl

This year the puppy bowl fell on February 2nd and the Schambles were once again brave enough to invite everyone over to their house.  I THINK maybe something else was going on that day as well.  Some "important" football game?  If you ask me, it's kind of rude to schedule something during the puppy bowl, but whatever.  (Yeah, yeah, yeah- Seattle played Denver.  I looked it up.)

I believe this is the third year in a row we have watched the game over at Jen & Brendan's and they completely outdid themselves- both in the realms of food & entertainment.  They know the way to this crew's heart because they set up squares and all kinds of fun bets.  Not a football statistician?  No worries, you could also bet on the over/under for the National Anthem (it was under), the first song Bruno Mars sang and/or whether and RHCP were shirtless during their performance.

Oh, and the food?  Please see below- de.lic.ious.  Chocolate-covered strawberries AND Oreos?  Please marry me.  Both of you.  Despite the fact that I'm no football super fan, the game was a total snooze-fest and even the commercials were a little lackluster- I had an incredible time thanks to our fantastic hosts.  I'm so glad they decide to host this party every year because they make it a lot more fun than if I did!  Thank you, thank you Schambles- this was the perfect way to celebrate the return of our husbands to our weekends!


Probably the first time ever that a platter of chocolate covered items has been the header photo for a Super Bowl party.  Which is why I don't attend more Super Bowl parties.

Jimmer & Ryan trying to talk stats with Harper & Emery.  Harper's completely uninterested and Emery is giving him the stink eye (strong genes from the Mama).

How adorable is this?  Julie, are you comfortable with me using this decor at your bridal shower?

New Years Resolution diets didn't stand a chance.

Serious faces for placing their bets.  (We missed you Melanie & Avery!)

What Super Bowl party is complete with confidence-building juice?

Shawna is giving Austin some sage advice for his annual coin flip bet with Ryan.

Such high-rollers.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Turning 29. Again.

Welllllll, despite my best efforts to halt time- another year has come and gone.  Shockingly Father Time has zero interest in catering to me.  RUDE.  So on October 4th I turned yet another year wiser.  Le sigh.

Coming off the heels of such a spectacular birthday/gender reveal combination last year, I really didn't expect to even bat an eyelash at this year.  This theory was only further bolstered by the fact Ryan worked nights the day of my birthday and nearly everyone I knew already had commitments.  Husband dearest and a handful of our sweet friends had other plans.

On very short notice Ryan invited a few folks over and they all acquiesced despite, I'm sure, having more exciting things to do than watch me wallow in my old-age pity.  Jonathan/Melanie, Austin/Shawna, Julie/David & Jimmer/Beth all came by on Saturday September 28th to help me ring in a new year of me.  I couldn't be more grateful that they did, because I had a great time.

As with most events in this group of folks, things went the way of an 8th grade dance within 5 minutes of everyone's arrival.  The female contingent milled around in the kitchen playing would you rather and trading crazy celeb gossip while the men took up station on the couch while grunting and scratching themselves.  Basically it was sheer heaven for both groups.

I just want to thank everyone who dropped what they had going on to come watch (or watch men watch) football and hang out with me.  I don't know what I did so right to deserve you as friends, but I'll take it.  Thank you also to Baby Daddy who planned, cleaned and cooked some mean fajitas for the event.  I enjoyed it so thoroughly I'll consider turning another year older next year at this time.  I'm just considering, so let's not get ahead of ourselves!

Mama Mel holding Baby McClain's (ETA: January 2014) BFF.

Mel, Jules & Shawna hashing out the details of LiLo's most recent arrest.  Hard hitting stuff, guys.

Beer.  Football.  Bareback bronc riding.  This picture just wreaks of dude.

No Mom, I PROMISE I"ll never turn into a smelly, belchy, scratchy guy like those ones out there.  I promise.  Now, let's talk cookies, huh?

The boogs and I.  Is she watching football?!

Were you concerned they may have moved?  Don't worry.  Got ya covered.  It's like a flip book Nanny Cam.

Aunt Shawna, Aunt Shawna... check out my runway walk.

How does Miss Jay do this in heels?!

Ever questioned my claims that she's a total Daddy's girl?  I submit to you article of evidence A.

Trying squash for the first time.  Which happens to be the first veggie she has seemed to tolerate.  Probably the ambience that made it such a success.

Okay Mom... I was real patient but it's like the 4th quarter now.  Can we put a little pep in our step here?

Sweet Baby Harper!  Em & Baby McClain's other BFF.  It was a regular baby slumber party!

Harper giving me some birthday love.

Delish birthday cookies.

Cookie toasts are the new champagne toasts?

Mom, Mom- look, I got her!  What was my roping time?

Adorable puppy kisses.

Melanie this is a glimpse into your life for the next 15 years.

Definitely expecting a parenting book deal annnnny day now.  Potential cover photo?

Because, like I mentioned above, I somehow accidentally fell into relationships that I am less than deserving of, the birthday spoiling didn't end with the fiesta above.  On my actual birthday, a Friday this year, I was greeted with some delicious cupcakes, cube decor, scones and my beloved Starbucks coffee as soon as I walked in the door.  I really am so incredibly appreciative to work with co-workers who are not only brilliant, but also warm and considerate as well.  So many, many thanks to everyone who decorated my space, kept my belly full and just generally kept a smile on my face all day long.  You are the best!

Accountants are not as good at geometry as Engineers.

Green bags, warm scones and cold coffee... these are a few of my favorite things.

This birthday banner and these eternal mylar balloons might be the best investments that the Finance/GL departments have ever made.

After all this heart-filling goodness, I headed up to the lake with the girls to hang out with my parents.  Knowing me as well as they do, they were on board with ordering Chinese to the house for my birthday dinner.  Thank heavens they did because little did we know that it would be the last meal for any of us for about 48 hours!  I won't go into all the details because it's just not required, but suffice it to say that Miss Emery shared the bubonic plague a vicious stomach virus with Ryan (man down Friday night around 9), yours truly (woman down Saturday morning around 6), Nonnie (woman down around Sunday morning around 4) and Grandpa (man down around noon on Sunday).  Luckily we all survived and were lucky enough to share Em duties, and more than our fair share of laughs, over the course of the weekend.  Thank you, thank you, thank you Mom & Dad for helping me get through the weekend- I could NOT have done it without you.

Despite the very virus-y end, I had an absolutely wonderful birthday celebrated with the people who make my world go round.  So thank you from the very bottom of my heart to each and every one of you for helping make 29 (again) seem not so bad after all.  I love you!